Smells like apple soup in here.: Archive

Jan 1st

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Dec 30th

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“If Woody Allen had started casting Owen Wilson as himself earlier, I probably...”

– me

Dec 29th

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“The dingo ate your Bébé’s Kids.”

– What I would have to say if I were forced to watch them.

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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I Heart Chaos: Pet dog from 30,000 years ago... →

iheartchaos: This is the skull of someone’s pet dog from more than 30,000 years ago, buried with a mastodon bone clenched in its teeth. Found in Czech Republic by archaeologist Mietje Germonpré of Belgium’s Museum of Natural History and colleagues, it’s one of three canid crania they discovered from the… Dogs, man. Dogs and man.

Dec 26th

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Click under 21 when prompted. Don't hesitate. →

Awesome parting gift for those who are underage and honest.

Dec 22nd

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Bill Murray shredded the Ghostbusters 3 script,...

iheartchaos: At this point, Bill Murray’s open disdain for even the idea of Ghostbusters 3 is legendary. He originally joked he would only be in it if he died in the first scene, so that looked like it might happen and then it didn’t, and every step of the way, Murray has tried to block Ghostbusters 3 from happening. Read More I hope he really did.

Dec 22nd

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Meanwhile, adjacent to the most magical place on... →

Dec 22nd

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No "I can't go for that?" I guess option 4,... →

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Dec 15th

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Company Holiday Happy Hour Shopping List

4 Bottles Chardonnay 4 Bottles Cab 4-30 pks Beer 1 Handle of Vodka (for the Jungle Juice, of course) 1 Fifth Yukon Jack (chilled, just for whatev) 2 Meat Trays 4-2 Liters of Soda 2 Cheese Trays 2 Veggie Trays Bacon-Wrapped Little Smokies BBQ Meatballs Snack Mix Chips + Dip Cookies In attendance? 20 of our finest employees, 16 of which will be drinking. I feel like we need more booze. Do we...

Dec 15th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 11th

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Dec 11th

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Ah, Portland... →

Just saw a lady on Broadway pulling a Christmas tree behind her…on bicycle.

Dec 10th

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Interpreting Children's Drawings →

Dec 6th

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Dec 6th

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!ANOTHER Internet Radio! →

Jumping full throttle into the season like a greedy department store, Apple Soup brings you what we think is the best of Christmas music! Tune in and get a jump on it now so you can have your gorge up in time for the real holiday! 4PM-6PM PST.

Dec 6th

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Fat Kid Blogs Again →

I support this. Except high five hate, physical version - not verbal announcement. Who announces a high five? The day I become too cool for a physical high five is the day I will hate myself.

Dec 6th

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